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Jeffrey Lam. Chinese. 18 years old. Taken.

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movsi:

some irrelevant bitch: y r u so conceited

me: image 

tattooedbroad:

nentindo:

Dad’s Jokes Just Became Legit

I watched this like 12 times.

professorsugoi:

shewbs:

blutunez:

image

JESUS

I WAS NOT

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secretcallgirl:

alcoholicgifts:

this dude stays ready

omg

(Source: fucknaruto)

romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

shaiger:

everyone else gets like those super cool Charizard x Machamp pokefusions and what do i get?…

DORB

funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it