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the best fucking vine video ever
I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady
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change the direction of the train if you concentrate
no this is omg what NO
i am
MAGNETO BITCHEZ
(Source: dpaf)
i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
MY SISTER JUFT SHOEWED ME THIS AND I CAN”T STOP FREAKIN ABOUT IT
LIKE THIS GIRL IS A FUCKIN DEMON OR SOMEIHTGN
JUST WATCH IT
i once took two semesters of rhythmic gymnastics and lemme tell ya i walked out of that class with a whole different attitude to the sport than i went in with
what
(Source: jourdonnais)
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
(Source: anotherbadpoem)
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually


