Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch
wash your fucking ass
Wash your attitude
when you know like 2 words of a song
"just hold on, we’re out of cones"
i love it when people compliment my pets
She looks pretty dead
…Did Drake just do a grammar joke?
We all spend hundreds of dollars on running shoes thinking they will make us faster, then Meb goes out and wins the Boston Marathon running in a pair of Skechers.
I feel this on a personal level.
i wanna make a cartoon about a spanish pig who always questions things
it’ll be called por qué pig
Is Mario ok
Mario is reflecting on life. Wondering why there is so much fighting and bloodshed. Having to fight people like his brother and lover on the battlefield, and getting his ass handed to him on a regular basis
It’s too much. His spirit has broken
this is it this is my favorite post on all of tumblr nothing will ever defeat this post
why is peach orange
that’s daisy you fucking heretic